Chrismukkah, Our New Favorite Holiday!

Last holiday season Tom and I got each other a ‘Mensch on a Bench’, and an ‘Elf on a Shelf’. Raising kids in an interfaith home requires balance, right? This year, as Christmas and Hanukkah align, we present to you, our new friends Danny and Arnold in:

[fanfare music] Dum-da-da-DA!

ELF-AND-A-MENSCH: A Chrismukkah Tradition

(Cue Robbie Williams & Brad Paisley, “It’s a collision of wo-orlds…”)

Let the countdown begin!

31 days: Interfaith Homes & Underwear Gnomes

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30 Days: Tell me if you heard this one – a Mensch and an Elf walk into a bar…

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29 Days: It’s beginning to look a lot like Chris-moose-kah!

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28 Days: ho, ho…oy?

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27 Days: “May the Schwartz be with you.” -Mel Brooks

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26 Days: Celebrity Cook-Off – Gingerbread Boss vs. Ace of Potato Pancakes

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25 Days: Candle Canes!

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24 Days: Merry Chris-STEM-Kah, Lego My Lights

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23 Days: Do You Want To Build A Snow Mensch?

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22 Days: Mele Kalik Ha-NA-Kah’s the Hawaiian Way, to Say Merry Chrismukkah…

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21 Days: Do You Sia What I Sia?

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20 Days: Super-Mensch!
“Easy, miss, I’ve got you.”
“You’ve got me…who’s got YOU?!?!”

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 19 Days: Go Elf Yourself

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18 Days: Deck the Dog With Lights and Garlands

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17 Days: Mensch-stache!

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16 Days: Luck Be A Dreidel Tonight

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15 Days: You’re Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas…

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14 Days: (sung to the tune of Black Sabbath’s Iron Man) Leave him latkes and wine; he’ll come back to your house first next time.

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13 Days: Winter X Games – Chrismukkah Downhill

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Stay tuned, a dozen more days to go!
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Posted on December 12, 2016, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Lesley Kesselman

    That’s my girl! So funny.

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