Me: Hi Mom.
Mom: Hi. What was the name of that website you were telling me about?
Me: The website?
Mom: Oh, forget it, I just remembered. Okay. That was it.
Me: Okay. Why’d you want to know?
Mom: I’m talking to Larry and I wanted to tell him.
20 minutes later I call her back…
Me: Are you still talking to Larry?
Me: Oh, okay. Call me back when you’re done.
20 minutes later she calls back.
Mom: What’s up?
Me: Are you done talking to Larry?
Mom: Yes. Why?
Me: WHO THE HELL IS LARRY?