5 Parenting Books I Won’t Be Publishing…

(…mostly because I don’t want to get arrested)

1. Just Because It Fits Doesn’t Mean You Should Stick It In There
2. The Happiest Parents on the Block: The Duct Tape Method of Toddler Rearing
3. Go Ahead, Touch That Hot Stove: How to Raise a Fast Learner
4. Your Brother’s Head Is Not a Bongo: Bringing Baby Brother Home
5. Safe Children, Safe Pets: Stop Riding the Dog!

Disclaimer: Toddlers and duct tape – not really a good combo. I would not actually advise you to use duct tape on your child. Superglue works much better.


What books haven’t you published?


Posted on January 4, 2013, in Humor, Parenting. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Similar thoughts! Some good ideas you have here. 😉

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