5 Parenting Books I Won’t Be Publishing…

(…mostly because I don’t want to get arrested)

1. Just Because It Fits Doesn’t Mean You Should Stick It In There
2. The Happiest Parents on the Block: The Duct Tape Method of Toddler Rearing
3. Go Ahead, Touch That Hot Stove: How to Raise a Fast Learner
4. Your Brother’s Head Is Not a Bongo: Bringing Baby Brother Home
5. Safe Children, Safe Pets: Stop Riding the Dog!

Disclaimer: Toddlers and duct tape – not really a good combo. I would not actually advise you to use duct tape on your child. Superglue works much better.

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What books haven’t you published?

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Posted on January 4, 2013, in Humor, Parenting. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Similar thoughts! Some good ideas you have here. 😉

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