5 Parenting Books I Won’t Be Publishing…
(…mostly because I don’t want to get arrested)
1. Just Because It Fits Doesn’t Mean You Should Stick It In There
2. The Happiest Parents on the Block: The Duct Tape Method of Toddler Rearing
3. Go Ahead, Touch That Hot Stove: How to Raise a Fast Learner
4. Your Brother’s Head Is Not a Bongo: Bringing Baby Brother Home
5. Safe Children, Safe Pets: Stop Riding the Dog!
Disclaimer: Toddlers and duct tape – not really a good combo. I would not actually advise you to use duct tape on your child. Superglue works much better.
What books haven’t you published?